Saturday, January 30, 2010

Joke book

I have been thinking about becoming an amateur comedian, maybe writing some joke book. How about these: What street does a lion live on? Mane Street! Or where might you find Mrs Butterworths' house? On Maple Street! I just need 99 more for a "101 great jokes" book. My wife says if I can get a joke book published and make money on it I can drop out of PA school...

5 comments:

Angie said...

Hmm...

Miriam said...

Actually, you still need 101, Thomas..........

Alan and Jeni said...

Hey Tom - I heard a joke last night. Why didn't the trigonometry question get the apartment he wanted? Because Tangent wouldn't Cosine! Now you only need 100 more.

Ben said...

well your book will have to be called "101 Street Jokes" .... which actually sounds kind of cool, like a gangster joke book. But it's not, it's 101 jokes that are all about streets.

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