Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Rumors

Please disregard any rumors that may be circulating about my engagement to Jennifer Aniston. It is a hoax. It is best to squelch rumors before they get out of control, as much fun as it can be to pretend. Sure, we are good friends, but that's all we will ever be. I wouldn't be able to handle the constant media attention, nor am I confident our relationship would last (you know how volatile celebrity relationships can be). Plus, I can't see myself dating an older woman.

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